Poor Helen Beristain! She voted for Donald Trump. But now her undocumented husband has been deported to Mexico by Trump. Now she cries tears heavy with a Jack Daniels' sadness, a sadness most wives would prefer not to drink.

She thought Trump would deport only people with criminal records—the “bad hombres,” as her fuhrer called them. “I don't think ICE is out there to detain anyone and break families, no,” Beristain told CNN affiliate WSBT in March 2017, shortly after her husband, Roberto Beristain, was detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.